Did you see her???

"I don't have any underpants on" she says
My gut tightens and butterflies form
Gently I turn to see what she has to offer
Once again the beauty that awaits me is breathtaking
So As I slide myself towards her she smiles
I slither ever so slow towards her and shes moving
Moving towards anything but me
I stop, she stops
I move, she moves
Enraged I run, she runs
As I stop to think
I realize that after all this time
It was the TV and what I was seeing next to me......my hand