Max the Wonder Dog

Driving you home was a joy as you sat in the front seat
You were the cutest puppy, fluffy, soft, and huge white feet
We took you in and gave you a name, MAX
Our other dogs welcomed you and licked you, I guess to help you relax
A small pack of mixed mutts was created and you had the most clout
Always so strong even that first month when, from the back yard, you got out
Neighbors called and when I went to get you "he can come play anytime" was what they would say
And as I drove you back home I thought to myself "NO WAY"
Selfish as that may be
You belonged to me
Months would pass and began to grow way bigger that the other two
And as you guys all played out back they new who was in charge...You
Every day it there was something new I found you had eaten or chewed
And if there was nothing left I sure would find out when you pooed
Sixty pounds of lap dog is what you wanted to be
And there you were curled up in the recliner with me
Always following us around so you wouldn't miss if we did something good
Or was it MAYBE because you thought we were getting up to get you food
Scraps here, scraps there you would sit so perfect and chomp with joy if a gave in
Mom always new that if you begged for some, Id always let you win
So when you got sick I laid with you as you glared at me in pain
And with every breath your life was beginning to drain
You began whining as to be letting me know the end was near
So I leaned over and whispered into your ear.............
Goodbye Max, I love you

CLIMAX

She scratches
She Claws
She's breathing hard
She's starting to sweat
She's grunting and moaning
She's sliding
She's using both hands because its making it better
she's begins to grind the teeth together
She's almost there
She's almost reached the top
She............FINALLY GOT HER JEANS ON!!!

Thoughts in Beginning

My world has just begun to spin
No matter what position it stops I will be the one to win
My son is now with us and wow how scared can you be
To think of all the adventures in store for you and me
Will we enjoy a walk through a overgrown riverbank
Or are we going to play army with toy solders and a tank
Will you come running to me because something scared you in your room
Making me run and chase that monster out with the broom
Will you give me the secret key to your magical kingdom built with sheets
Or will I be the dragon flying around your castle with my fire breathing cheeks
Will you want to learn to drive my car so you can be more free
And put thoughts of staying up worrying when your not home when you're supposed to be
Will you know all of your life that you are my little man
YES....because I will remind you every day and as often as I can.

Shirt of the Day

Come here little one, vamos a hablar
Let me tell you story of Los Mexicanos
You see one day back in pinche 1861 este vato, Benito Juarez said toma
He was no longer paying los gringos

So, Pierre, aka France decided to attack Mexico for their dinero
Lead by General Ignacio "nacho" Seguin los mexicanos luchado con fuerza
Eventually Defeating the 8000 Frenchmen para la tierra de Mexico
And on Cinco De Mayo 1862 Mexico had Defeated the French
Eventually Maximillian would take over Mexico and Los Estados Unidos helped
Maximilian was deposed by President Benito Juárez and executed, five years after the Battle of Puebla..........
OR THE STORY GOES SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!!

They know

Tearing at my skin their claws rip at my soul
I lie and tell myself I'm always in control
Hounding my dreams they never let me forget
As I jump out of bed afraid my the sheets show where I was with my sweat
They send shivers down my spine
And I soon realize its not a shiver but them ripping my spine out one inch at a time
I beg and plea for them to end the pain and release me from this
My eyes close and like always I think of the things I'm going to miss
Just before I am devoured I gather all the strength I can
And with eyes wide shut I let go with my right then my left hand
FREEDOM

Time marches ON.....

In time my life has passed without any warning or alarms
My sanity has crumbled and build back up with unwilling charms
Days go by like a speeding race car with no emergency break
And moments can be as cherished as that first bite of a lovely steak
Tears of joy, tears of pain, and tears of yesterday you miss
All created by you with intentions of unforgettable bliss
Inside you coral every ounce of your charitable desires
Holding them in until its time to release them to take you higher
But that day you have decided to release what you have inside
No one will look at you the same, no one would be able to run and hide
So for now engage your thoughts with a simple dream
Just watch out for those that will make you sweat and scream

I will

When the wind attacks you I can be there to help
When the suns beaming down melting your every pore I can be there to refresh
When the rain is beading down on your face I can be there to shield it
When the snow freezes the tips of your fingers I can be there to circulate your blood
When nature decides to challenge the efforts I will go to to keep you safe.........I will be there to SHOW IT!!